Was at a friend’s house today and met this little critter. Thought he would make a perfect subject for one of those fake Facebook Pleas for help.
“This is Pancho. Through no fault if his own, he was born a Chihuahua. You can’t help him, but you can send me money and I will spend it. It will make me happy, and that will make the world a better place. Do it for Pancho!”
My wife said it wasn’t funny.