We just got our monthly newsletter from the San Diego Zoo. Alison (my 7 year old) was reading through it, then became extremely animated. Her eyes lit up as she continued to read, then she announced, “It says we can adopt a Panda.” My wife and I continued to talk about the day’s events. “We can adopt a panda,” she said again, surprised that we seemed to not hear her the first time. “Why are you so excited?” I asked, then it occurred to me. “Do you think you can bring it home?” I asked. She did. Another tough lesson to go right along with There Ain’t No Santa—You can’t bring a Panda Home.